{"id":9913,"date":"2026-05-11T20:34:17","date_gmt":"2026-05-11T20:34:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=9913"},"modified":"2026-05-11T20:34:17","modified_gmt":"2026-05-11T20:34:17","slug":"emma-who-are-these-boys-daniel-hartwell-could-barely-force-the-words-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=9913","title":{"rendered":"\u201cEmma\u2026 who are these boys?\u201d  Daniel Hartwell could barely force the words out."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For a moment, the entire city disappeared.<\/p>\n<p>The traffic.<\/p>\n<p>The horns.<\/p>\n<p>The cold Chicago wind curling between buildings.<\/p>\n<p>None of it existed anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel Hartwell stood frozen on the sidewalk staring at the three boys clustered around Emma Collins like the world had suddenly cracked open beneath him.<\/p>\n<p>One of the boys tightened his grip on Emma\u2019s coat.<\/p>\n<p>Another tilted his head slightly.<\/p>\n<p>And the third\u2014the smallest one\u2014stared directly at Daniel with those impossible dark eyes.<\/p>\n<p>His eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Emma looked pale.<\/p>\n<p>Terrified, actually.<\/p>\n<p>Not embarrassed.<\/p>\n<p>Not angry.<\/p>\n<p>Terrified.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel barely recognized her at first.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/b21ea853-1ee9-453b-995f-e1a7a10d65a4-240x172.jpg\" width=\"1365\" height=\"978\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Five years had changed her in ways success never changes people.<\/p>\n<p>The Emma he remembered laughed easily.<\/p>\n<p>The Emma he remembered painted watercolors in tiny apartments while music played too loudly from cheap speakers.<\/p>\n<p>The Emma he remembered danced barefoot in the kitchen while he worked late coding software at their tiny dining table.<\/p>\n<p>This Emma looked exhausted down to the bones.<\/p>\n<p>Her cheeks were thinner.<\/p>\n<p>Her coat was worn.<\/p>\n<p>One sleeve had been stitched carefully by hand.<\/p>\n<p>And yet somehow she still looked beautiful enough to hurt him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEmma\u2026\u201d he whispered again.<\/p>\n<p>The boys looked between them curiously.<\/p>\n<p>She stood too quickly, almost stumbling.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou shouldn\u2019t be here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The sentence made no sense.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel stared at her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is downtown Chicago.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her breathing became uneven.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou need to go.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Go?<\/p>\n<p>His pulse thundered.<\/p>\n<p>He looked at the boys again.<\/p>\n<p>All three watching him now.<\/p>\n<p>All three carrying pieces of his face.<\/p>\n<p>The tallest one frowned slightly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMama?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel\u2019s voice broke.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEmma\u2026 tell me those aren\u2019t\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She closed her eyes.<\/p>\n<p>And that was answer enough.<\/p>\n<p>The world tilted violently.<\/p>\n<p>His assistant approached cautiously from behind.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMr. Hartwell? The board meeting\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCancel it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The assistant blinked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSir?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCancel everything.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel never took his eyes off Emma.<\/p>\n<p>Not once.<\/p>\n<p>The assistant looked confused but immediately stepped away, already pulling out a phone.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel took one slow step closer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma swallowed hard.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019re four.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His knees nearly weakened.<\/p>\n<p>Four.<\/p>\n<p>Four years old.<\/p>\n<p>Meaning she had already been pregnant when she disappeared from his life.<\/p>\n<p>A memory crashed into him instantly.<\/p>\n<p>Five years earlier.<\/p>\n<p>The fight.<\/p>\n<p>The accusations.<\/p>\n<p>The tabloid photos.<\/p>\n<p>Emma crying while he stood there too proud and too wounded to listen properly.<\/p>\n<p>Then her leaving.<\/p>\n<p>Gone before sunrise.<\/p>\n<p>No explanation beyond one short note.<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t do this anymore.<\/p>\n<p>At the time, Daniel thought she meant him.<\/p>\n<p>Now he realized she may have meant survival itself.<\/p>\n<p>His voice lowered dangerously.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou had my children.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma\u2019s eyes filled immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The smallest boy tugged gently on her sleeve.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMama\u2026 who is he?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma looked down at her son.<\/p>\n<p>Her lips trembled.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But she could not finish the sentence.<\/p>\n<p>Because what do you call a man who unknowingly missed four years of his children\u2019s lives?<\/p>\n<p>What do you call a father who never knew he was one?<\/p>\n<p>Daniel crouched slowly in front of the boys.<\/p>\n<p>They watched him carefully.<\/p>\n<p>Not afraid exactly.<\/p>\n<p>Just cautious in the way children become cautious when life teaches them adults disappear easily.<\/p>\n<p>The tallest one spoke first.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou look like us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel almost broke right there on the sidewalk.<\/p>\n<p>His throat tightened painfully.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat are your names?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boy answered proudly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m Noah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The second boy stepped closer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m Eli.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then the smallest one whispered:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m Benji.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel nodded slowly.<\/p>\n<p>Trying desperately to breathe normally.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHi, Noah. Hi, Eli. Hi, Benji.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Benji studied him carefully.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou sound sad.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>God.<\/p>\n<p>Children notice everything.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel looked up at Emma.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She looked away immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot here.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen where?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma hesitated.<\/p>\n<p>The boys shifted restlessly beside her.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel looked down at the cardboard sign leaning against the wall.<\/p>\n<p>ANYTHING HELPS. THANK YOU.<\/p>\n<p>Something cold settled into his chest.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re homeless.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma flinched like the word itself hurt.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019ve been staying at a shelter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel stared at her in disbelief.<\/p>\n<p>The mother of his children.<\/p>\n<p>Sleeping in shelters.<\/p>\n<p>While he lived thirty floors above the city worrying about investor meetings and charity galas.<\/p>\n<p>He stood abruptly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat ends now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma\u2019s expression hardened instantly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel blinked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t get to walk back into our lives and decide everything.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The anger in her voice surprised him.<\/p>\n<p>Then he realized it shouldn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>Fear often wears anger when pride is all someone has left.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEmma,\u201d he said carefully, \u201cthey\u2019re my sons.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019re my sons too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A painful silence passed between them.<\/p>\n<p>Cars moved around them.<\/p>\n<p>Pedestrians slowed, sensing tension.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel lowered his voice.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy didn\u2019t you tell me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma laughed softly.<\/p>\n<p>The sound held no humor at all.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause the last time I tried telling you something important, you believed strangers instead.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That hit him immediately.<\/p>\n<p>Hard.<\/p>\n<p>The photos.<\/p>\n<p>The articles.<\/p>\n<p>The lies.<\/p>\n<p>Five years ago, Daniel\u2019s company had just exploded into national success.<\/p>\n<p>With success came gossip sites.<\/p>\n<p>Stories.<\/p>\n<p>Rumors.<\/p>\n<p>Then one particular scandal.<\/p>\n<p>Photos of Emma entering a hotel with another man.<\/p>\n<p>Headlines implying an affair.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel confronting her angrily instead of listening.<\/p>\n<p>Emma insisting the man was her cousin visiting from Seattle.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel demanding proof.<\/p>\n<p>Emma crying.<\/p>\n<p>Then silence growing between them until it swallowed everything.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel remembered every second now with sickening clarity.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI found out later the photos were manipulated,\u201d he said quietly.<\/p>\n<p>Emma looked at him finally.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThree months later.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His stomach twisted.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI tried to find you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou tried after the damage was done.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boys looked confused now.<\/p>\n<p>Eli tugged Daniel\u2019s coat sleeve carefully.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMister?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel looked down immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you our dad?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The question destroyed him.<\/p>\n<p>No preparation.<\/p>\n<p>No warning.<\/p>\n<p>Just innocence cutting straight through the center of his chest.<\/p>\n<p>Emma covered her mouth.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel looked at the little boy with tears already burning behind his eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The word came out shattered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, I am.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boys stared at him.<\/p>\n<p>Then Noah frowned thoughtfully.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe don\u2019t have a dad.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel almost stopped breathing.<\/p>\n<p>Emma looked away quickly.<\/p>\n<p>Benji asked softly, \u201cAre dads supposed to visit?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel closed his eyes briefly.<\/p>\n<p>Jesus Christ.<\/p>\n<p>When he opened them again, Emma was crying silently.<\/p>\n<p>Not dramatic tears.<\/p>\n<p>Exhausted ones.<\/p>\n<p>The kind people cry when they are too tired to keep carrying something alone.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel stood.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCome with me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma shook her head immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEmma\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her voice cracked sharply.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t get to save us because you feel guilty.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel stared at her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s not what this is.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen what is it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He looked at the boys.<\/p>\n<p>Then back at her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s me realizing my children were sleeping in shelters while I was giving speeches about opportunity.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/b21ea853-1ee9-453b-995f-e1a7a10d65a4-240x172.jpg\" width=\"1365\" height=\"978\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Silence.<\/p>\n<p>Emma folded her arms tightly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou don\u2019t understand.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThen explain it to me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She laughed again softly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou think I didn\u2019t try?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel froze.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her eyes filled with anger now.<\/p>\n<p>Real anger.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI called you after the twins were born.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel blinked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTwins?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma looked at the boys.<\/p>\n<p>Then corrected herself automatically.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAfter the triplets.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel\u2019s blood went cold.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou called me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe week after they were born.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel shook his head slowly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo one told me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma stared at him in disbelief.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Pieces began rearranging violently in his mind.<\/p>\n<p>His old assistant.<\/p>\n<p>Lauren.<\/p>\n<p>The gatekeeper to his entire schedule and communication during the busiest years of the company\u2019s rise.<\/p>\n<p>Lauren filtering calls.<\/p>\n<p>Handling messages.<\/p>\n<p>Protecting him from \u201cdistractions.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel\u2019s stomach turned.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat exactly happened?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma hesitated.<\/p>\n<p>Then:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA woman answered your phone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lauren.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe told me you never wanted to hear from me again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel felt physically ill.<\/p>\n<p>Emma continued quietly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe said you were engaged.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe said you were building a new life and that contacting you would only embarrass me further.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel stared at her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was never engaged.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma\u2019s expression twisted painfully.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know that now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boys had gone quiet sensing the heaviness around them.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel ran a hand over his face slowly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy didn\u2019t you come to me directly?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma looked at him like the answer should have been obvious.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause I had three premature babies in the NICU, no money, no family support, and the man I loved supposedly wanted nothing to do with us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The shame hit him like a physical blow.<\/p>\n<p>Not because he abandoned them intentionally.<\/p>\n<p>Because somewhere in his empire of assistants, schedules, and corporate walls\u2026<\/p>\n<p>someone had decided Emma was disposable.<\/p>\n<p>And he never noticed.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel crouched again slowly in front of the boys.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHave you eaten breakfast?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Noah shook his head.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe had crackers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel looked up at Emma.<\/p>\n<p>Her silence answered everything.<\/p>\n<p>Without another word, he pulled out his phone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJames.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His driver answered instantly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes, sir?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBring the SUV around front. Now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma stepped forward immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDaniel, stop.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He looked up at her calmly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou can\u2019t just buy your way into this.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not trying to.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His voice softened.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m trying to feed my sons.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That ended the argument.<\/p>\n<p>Twenty minutes later they sat in a private dining room inside the Langford Hotel while the boys devoured pancakes like children who had learned food could disappear unexpectedly.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel watched them quietly.<\/p>\n<p>Every tiny movement hurt him.<\/p>\n<p>The way Noah folded his napkin carefully.<\/p>\n<p>The way Eli asked permission before drinking juice.<\/p>\n<p>The way Benji hid half a croissant inside his coat pocket.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel noticed immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s that for?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Benji froze.<\/p>\n<p>Then whispered:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIn case we\u2019re hungry later.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma closed her eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel looked away toward the windows because suddenly he couldn\u2019t trust his face.<\/p>\n<p>A billionaire.<\/p>\n<p>A man interviewed by Forbes about leadership and innovation.<\/p>\n<p>Sitting in a luxury hotel while his son hid bread for survival.<\/p>\n<p>He wanted to destroy something.<\/p>\n<p>Instead he breathed carefully and said:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou never have to hide food again, buddy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Benji looked uncertain whether to believe him.<\/p>\n<p>That hurt worst of all.<\/p>\n<p>After breakfast, Daniel arranged a suite upstairs.<\/p>\n<p>Emma refused initially.<\/p>\n<p>Then Noah nearly fell asleep standing up beside the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>After that she stopped arguing.<\/p>\n<p>The boys passed out almost instantly once they reached the suite.<\/p>\n<p>Three tiny bodies asleep across enormous white hotel beds.<\/p>\n<p>Safe.<\/p>\n<p>Warm.<\/p>\n<p>Clean.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel stood silently watching them for a long time.<\/p>\n<p>Emma remained near the doorway.<\/p>\n<p>Tense.<\/p>\n<p>Guarded.<\/p>\n<p>Like she still expected this to disappear.<\/p>\n<p>Finally Daniel asked quietly:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow bad has it been?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma looked exhausted suddenly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe shelter was temporary. Before that we stayed in my car for three weeks.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His chest tightened violently.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat happened to your apartment?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI lost it after the hospital bills.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel stared at her.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy children were homeless.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma\u2019s eyes flashed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOur children.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He nodded immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re right.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Silence stretched between them.<\/p>\n<p>Then Daniel asked the question he feared most.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you ever hate me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma looked toward the sleeping boys.<\/p>\n<p>Then back at him.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That somehow hurt more.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI tried,\u201d she admitted quietly. \u201cBut every time they smiled, I saw you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel sat down heavily in the chair near the window.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat do I even say to that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma shrugged weakly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>For a long moment neither spoke.<\/p>\n<p>Then Daniel finally whispered:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI would have come for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her eyes filled again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know that now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He looked at her carefully.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou still don\u2019t fully trust me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The honesty almost relieved him.<\/p>\n<p>Because false forgiveness would have been easier but meaningless.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t know who you are anymore,\u201d Emma admitted softly. \u201cYou\u2019re on magazine covers now. You live in penthouses. People talk about you like you\u2019re untouchable.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel looked toward the boys.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His voice lowered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was just a man who lost the only person he ever loved because he trusted the wrong people.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma stared at him.<\/p>\n<p>Before she could answer, Daniel\u2019s phone rang.<\/p>\n<p>Lauren.<\/p>\n<p>His former assistant.<\/p>\n<p>As if summoned by guilt itself.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel stared at the screen slowly.<\/p>\n<p>Then answered.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDaniel!\u201d Lauren sounded frantic. \u201cThere are reporters outside the office asking questions about some woman and children\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid Emma Collins call me four years ago?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Silence.<\/p>\n<p>Pure silence.<\/p>\n<p>Then:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c\u2026Daniel.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His voice became ice.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnswer me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lauren inhaled shakily.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was protecting you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The room went cold.<\/p>\n<p>Emma looked up sharply.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel stood slowly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou told the mother of my children I never wanted them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou were about to close the Veyron deal! You were overwhelmed and emotional after the scandal and I thought she was manipulating you!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel could barely hear now over the roaring in his ears.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou made that decision for me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe was going to ruin everything!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d he said quietly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou did.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Lauren began crying.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was trying to help.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Daniel looked at the sleeping boys again.<\/p>\n<p>Then out at the Chicago skyline beyond the glass.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou kept my children from me for four years.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His voice remained terrifyingly calm.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou are finished.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He hung up.<\/p>\n<p>Emma stared at him silently.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel rubbed a hand over his face slowly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor what?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor every moment you thought you were alone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her expression cracked then.<\/p>\n<p>Not fully.<\/p>\n<p>But enough.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou really didn\u2019t know.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The word came out broken.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, Emma. 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