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A wife goes on a trip for work.
\nWhen she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her.<\/p>\n

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Furious, she questions her husband.<\/p>\n

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The husband says, \u201cI have no idea where they came from I don\u2019t do the laundry! \u201c<\/p>\n

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So, the wife goes to the maid and questions her.<\/p>\n

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Indignant, the maid replies, \u201cMadam, how should I know?<\/p>\n

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These panties don\u2019t belong to me. I don\u2019t even wear panties just ask your husband!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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