{"id":3177,"date":"2025-09-12T13:49:52","date_gmt":"2025-09-12T13:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177"},"modified":"2025-09-12T13:49:52","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T13:49:52","slug":"he-sent-me-flowers-at-work-but-signed-them-with-her-initials","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177","title":{"rendered":"He Sent Me Flowers at Work \u2014 But Signed Them With Her Initials"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u00a0The bouquet arrived just before lunch, a burst of roses and lilies so bright they lit up my entire desk. My coworkers gasped, teasing me as I untied the ribbon and pulled out the little card. \u201cLooks like someone\u2019s got a romantic husband,\u201d one of them joked, and I smiled, my heart swelling. It was our anniversary, and I had secretly been hoping he\u2019d remember this year. My hands trembled as I opened the card, ready to see his familiar scrawl. But the message inside made my stomach plummet. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cTo my love. Forever, A.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">At first, I thought it was a mistake. Maybe the florist mixed up the card. Maybe someone else in the office had ordered them. But the delivery slip had my name and my office address printed clearly. My coworkers leaned over, laughing, \u201cWhat\u2019s it say?\u201d I slammed the card shut, my face burning. Because my husband\u2019s name doesn\u2019t start with <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">A.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> But hers does.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The backstory made it cut deeper. For months, I\u2019d had suspicions. Late-night texts he brushed off as work. Phone calls he took in hushed tones, walking outside where I couldn\u2019t hear. He smelled of perfume sometimes when he came home, but not mine. I told myself it was paranoia, the byproduct of stress and insecurity. He always swore I was the only one. \u201cDon\u2019t you trust me?\u201d he asked once, his eyes wide, hurt flashing across his face. And I did. I forced myself to. Until the flowers landed on my desk, signed with another woman\u2019s initial.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The build-up of humiliation was unbearable. My coworkers whispered among themselves, some stealing glances at me as I shoved the bouquet aside. I ducked into the restroom, my hands shaking as I read the card again and again. <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Forever, A.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> It wasn\u2019t just carelessness. It was intimacy. It was a slip from a man juggling two lives, forgetting which woman he was romancing. My phone buzzed just then\u2014a text from him: <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">\u201cHappy anniversary, babe. Hope your day is good. Dinner tonight?\u201d<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> My throat tightened. He didn\u2019t even mention the flowers.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-3160\" src=\"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/54-4-243x365.webp\" alt=\"\" width=\"1128\" height=\"1694\" srcset=\"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/54-4-243x365.webp 243w, https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/54-4-560x840.webp 560w, https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/54-4-768x1152.webp 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1128px) 100vw, 1128px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The climax came that evening. When he walked through the door, smiling, carrying takeout from my favorite restaurant, I held up the card. \u201cWho\u2019s A?\u201d I demanded, my voice breaking. He froze, the bags slipping from his hands. \u201cWhat?\u201d \u201cDon\u2019t play dumb,\u201d I snapped, slamming the card onto the table. \u201cYou sent me flowers today. And you signed them <\/span><i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Forever, A.<\/span><\/i><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Who the hell is she?\u201d His face drained of color, his lips parting and closing as if searching for an excuse. Finally, he muttered, \u201cIt was a mistake. It wasn\u2019t meant for you.\u201d The words sliced through me like glass.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">The resolution came in silence. I packed a bag that night, my fingers numb as I zipped the suitcase. He begged, swearing it was over, that I was the one he truly loved. But the truth had already bloomed, as bright and undeniable as the flowers on my desk. My coworkers\u2019 whispers echoed in my head, the pity in their eyes seared into my memory. The bouquet with her initials wasn\u2019t just a slip\u2014it was proof. Proof that I was no longer enough.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Weeks later, I let the flowers wilt in their vase, the petals drooping, the water turning cloudy. I didn\u2019t throw them away right away. I needed the reminder. Because sometimes betrayal doesn\u2019t come in lipstick stains or suspicious texts. Sometimes it comes wrapped in ribbon, delivered in front of everyone, signed with the wrong initial.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><b>Final Thought<\/b><b><br \/>\n<\/b><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\"> Love isn\u2019t proven in grand gestures\u2014it\u2019s in the details. My husband thought flowers would cover his lies, but the card told the truth he couldn\u2019t hide. Betrayal blooms quietly, but once it\u2019s in full view, you can\u2019t unsee it. And once you know, you can never go back.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0The bouquet arrived just before lunch, a burst of roses and lilies so bright they lit up my entire desk. My coworkers gasped, teasing me as I untied the ribbon and pulled out the little card. \u201cLooks like someone\u2019s got a romantic husband,\u201d one of them joked, and I smiled, my heart swelling. It was our anniversary, and I had secretly been hoping he\u2019d remember this year. My hands trembled as I opened the card, ready to see his familiar scrawl. But the message inside made my stomach plummet. \u201cTo&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3160,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,3,12,5,10,4,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-entertainment","category-events","category-feature-post","category-featured","category-lifestyle","category-trend"],"gutentor_comment":0,"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>He Sent Me Flowers at Work \u2014 But Signed Them With Her Initials - Old Aged Humor<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"He Sent Me Flowers at Work \u2014 But Signed Them With Her Initials - Old Aged Humor\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"\u00a0The bouquet arrived just before lunch, a burst of roses and lilies so bright they lit up my entire desk. My coworkers gasped, teasing me as I untied the ribbon and pulled out the little card. \u201cLooks like someone\u2019s got a romantic husband,\u201d one of them joked, and I smiled, my heart swelling. It was our anniversary, and I had secretly been hoping he\u2019d remember this year. My hands trembled as I opened the card, ready to see his familiar scrawl. But the message inside made my stomach plummet. \u201cTo&hellip;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Old Aged Humor\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2025-09-12T13:49:52+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/54-4.webp\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"1024\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"1536\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/webp\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Destiny Denver\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Destiny Denver\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"4 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Destiny Denver\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/bc7629c79dd98873477de0fb4a90d24d\"},\"headline\":\"He Sent Me Flowers at Work \u2014 But Signed Them With Her Initials\",\"datePublished\":\"2025-09-12T13:49:52+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177\"},\"wordCount\":671,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/#organization\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/54-4.webp\",\"articleSection\":[\"blog\",\"Entertainment\",\"Events\",\"Feature Post\",\"Featured\",\"Lifestyle\",\"trend\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177\",\"name\":\"He Sent Me Flowers at Work \u2014 But Signed Them With Her Initials - Old Aged Humor\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/54-4.webp\",\"datePublished\":\"2025-09-12T13:49:52+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/54-4.webp\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/09\\\/54-4.webp\",\"width\":1024,\"height\":1536},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?p=3177#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"He Sent Me Flowers at Work \u2014 But Signed Them With Her Initials\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/\",\"name\":\"Old Aged Humor\",\"description\":\"Proof That Age and Humor Only Get Better Together\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/#organization\",\"name\":\"Old Aged Humor\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/logo\\\/image\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/cropped-cropped-97da200e-7eb0-4389-9408-e3e79b35f1ab-2.png\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/cropped-cropped-97da200e-7eb0-4389-9408-e3e79b35f1ab-2.png\",\"width\":290,\"height\":79,\"caption\":\"Old Aged Humor\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/logo\\\/image\\\/\"}},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/bc7629c79dd98873477de0fb4a90d24d\",\"name\":\"Destiny Denver\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/51bc23eedfdade3ea514a5cf7610b58910204d6b8e6d03f02622cae720112085?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/51bc23eedfdade3ea514a5cf7610b58910204d6b8e6d03f02622cae720112085?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/51bc23eedfdade3ea514a5cf7610b58910204d6b8e6d03f02622cae720112085?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Destiny Denver\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/oldagedhumor.com\\\/?author=2\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"He Sent Me Flowers at Work \u2014 But Signed Them With Her Initials - Old Aged Humor","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"He Sent Me Flowers at Work \u2014 But Signed Them With Her Initials - Old Aged Humor","og_description":"\u00a0The bouquet arrived just before lunch, a burst of roses and lilies so bright they lit up my entire desk. My coworkers gasped, teasing me as I untied the ribbon and pulled out the little card. \u201cLooks like someone\u2019s got a romantic husband,\u201d one of them joked, and I smiled, my heart swelling. It was our anniversary, and I had secretly been hoping he\u2019d remember this year. My hands trembled as I opened the card, ready to see his familiar scrawl. But the message inside made my stomach plummet. \u201cTo&hellip;","og_url":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177","og_site_name":"Old Aged Humor","article_published_time":"2025-09-12T13:49:52+00:00","og_image":[{"width":1024,"height":1536,"url":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/54-4.webp","type":"image\/webp"}],"author":"Destiny Denver","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Destiny Denver","Est. reading time":"4 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177"},"author":{"name":"Destiny Denver","@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/#\/schema\/person\/bc7629c79dd98873477de0fb4a90d24d"},"headline":"He Sent Me Flowers at Work \u2014 But Signed Them With Her Initials","datePublished":"2025-09-12T13:49:52+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177"},"wordCount":671,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/#organization"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/54-4.webp","articleSection":["blog","Entertainment","Events","Feature Post","Featured","Lifestyle","trend"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177","url":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177","name":"He Sent Me Flowers at Work \u2014 But Signed Them With Her Initials - Old Aged Humor","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/54-4.webp","datePublished":"2025-09-12T13:49:52+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/54-4.webp","contentUrl":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/54-4.webp","width":1024,"height":1536},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=3177#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"He Sent Me Flowers at Work \u2014 But Signed Them With Her Initials"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/","name":"Old Aged Humor","description":"Proof That Age and Humor Only Get Better Together","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/#organization","name":"Old Aged Humor","url":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/cropped-cropped-97da200e-7eb0-4389-9408-e3e79b35f1ab-2.png","contentUrl":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/cropped-cropped-97da200e-7eb0-4389-9408-e3e79b35f1ab-2.png","width":290,"height":79,"caption":"Old Aged Humor"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"}},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/#\/schema\/person\/bc7629c79dd98873477de0fb4a90d24d","name":"Destiny Denver","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/51bc23eedfdade3ea514a5cf7610b58910204d6b8e6d03f02622cae720112085?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/51bc23eedfdade3ea514a5cf7610b58910204d6b8e6d03f02622cae720112085?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/51bc23eedfdade3ea514a5cf7610b58910204d6b8e6d03f02622cae720112085?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Destiny Denver"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/oldagedhumor.com"],"url":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?author=2"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3178,"href":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3177\/revisions\/3178"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}