{"id":11287,"date":"2026-05-29T00:23:37","date_gmt":"2026-05-29T00:23:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=11287"},"modified":"2026-05-29T00:23:37","modified_gmt":"2026-05-29T00:23:37","slug":"i-drove-eighteen-hours-in-an-old-freightliner-to-watch-my-daughter-become-an-army-officer-but-before-the-ceremony-ended","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oldagedhumor.com\/?p=11287","title":{"rendered":"I Drove Eighteen Hours In An Old Freightliner To Watch My Daughter Become An Army Officer \u2014 But Before The Ceremony Ended,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cSir\u2026 where did you get Sergeant Holloway\u2019s rescue band?\u201d<\/p>\n<div id=\"content\" class=\"site-content container is_full_width clear\">\n<div id=\"primary\" class=\"content-area\"><main id=\"main\" class=\"site-main\"><\/p>\n<article id=\"post-20714\" class=\"post-20714 post type-post status-publish format-standard has-post-thumbnail hentry category-uncategorized\">\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<p>For one long second, I forgot the stadium, the cadets, the flags, and even my daughter standing beside me.<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.fsgn2-5.fna.fbcdn.net\/v\/t39.30808-6\/709135415_842801435558608_8927164168957014308_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&amp;ccb=1-7&amp;_nc_sid=127cfc&amp;_nc_ohc=es9NSN0DaUsQ7kNvwFEVtMt&amp;_nc_oc=AdroSZEdpibx0aBA4ynmE7PihC5L6owIX60a384uP7htEvvnKQr0ir_CX9vq1mHW9Bk&amp;_nc_zt=23&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.fsgn2-5.fna&amp;_nc_gid=CzMRcswTzj2JFjHpSLvnIg&amp;_nc_ss=7b2a8&amp;oh=00_Af6GXfByb-zqXUMceNIOpKiqRcXF_OWO2UaMJevk39pamg&amp;oe=6A1E9EDE\" alt=\"Kh\u00f4ng c\u00f3 m\u00f4 t\u1ea3 \u1ea3nh.\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-6\">\n<div id=\"t2.chainityai.com_responsive_6\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23174336345\/t2.chainityai.com\/t2.chainityai.com_responsive_6_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>All I saw was fire.<\/p>\n<p>A highway torn open under a black desert sky.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-7\">\n<div id=\"t2.chainityai.com_responsive_4\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23174336345\/t2.chainityai.com\/t2.chainityai.com_responsive_4_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-9\">\n<div id=\"t2.chainityai.com_responsive_5\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23174336345\/t2.chainityai.com\/t2.chainityai.com_responsive_5_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>A young sergeant screaming for his men while blood soaked through the sleeve of his uniform.<\/p>\n<p>And my own hands, younger then, stronger then, wrapped around a burning steering wheel that should have killed me.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\"><\/div>\n<p>Lieutenant General Daniel Mercer was still saluting.<\/p>\n<p>Thousands of people were watching.<\/p>\n<p>My daughter was staring at me like she had just discovered a locked door inside her own father.<\/p>\n<p>I looked down at the leather band on my wrist.<\/p>\n<p>The old metal imprint caught the sunlight.<\/p>\n<p>HOLLOWAY.<\/p>\n<p>The name had faded at the edges, but never enough to disappear.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe gave it to me,\u201d I said quietly.<\/p>\n<p>General Mercer\u2019s face tightened.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, sir,\u201d he said, voice barely steady. \u201cSergeant Holloway died before extraction.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I swallowed, and the old ache in my knee sharpened like shrapnel remembering its purpose.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe died after extraction,\u201d I said. \u201cThere\u2019s a difference.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The general lowered his salute slowly.<\/p>\n<p>Behind him, officers exchanged looks that carried more questions than protocol allowed.<\/p>\n<p>Emma stepped closer to me, her voice soft and afraid.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDad?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to answer her.<\/p>\n<p>I had driven eighteen hours to watch her receive gold bars, not to bleed the past across her ceremony.<\/p>\n<p>But some secrets do not stay buried forever.<\/p>\n<div>\n<div id=\"adpagex_afscontainer\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"adpagex_relatedsearches\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"adpagex-custom-read-more-container\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"adpagex-readmore-6a18dc1d5c292\">\n<p>Some wait until the person most deserving of truth is strong enough to hear it.<\/p>\n<p>General Mercer looked at my face more carefully now.<\/p>\n<p>His eyes moved over the scar near my jaw, the limp I tried to hide, the old burn marks near my wrist.<\/p>\n<p>Recognition arrived slowly.<\/p>\n<p>Then all at once.<\/p>\n<p>His mouth parted.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d he whispered.<\/p>\n<p>I said nothing.<\/p>\n<p>His voice broke slightly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou were the driver.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The stadium remained so quiet I could hear flags snapping above the press box.<\/p>\n<p>Emma looked between us, confused and trembling.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat driver?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer did not answer her immediately.<\/p>\n<p>He looked at me the way soldiers look at a name carved into stone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRedline Convoy,\u201d he said. \u201cHighway Six. Northern Iraq. October 2004.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My chest tightened.<\/p>\n<p>Twenty years collapsed into one breath.<\/p>\n<p>The loudspeakers hummed overhead, but nobody moved to restart the ceremony.<\/p>\n<p>The general turned slightly toward the microphone still clipped to his lapel.<\/p>\n<p>When he spoke again, his voice carried across the entire stadium.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLadies and gentlemen,\u201d he said, \u201cplease remain seated.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A murmur rolled through the stands.<\/p>\n<p>Emma\u2019s hand found my arm, not because she needed balance, but because she needed to know I was still real.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer looked at me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMay I tell them, sir?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I almost laughed.<\/p>\n<p>Sir.<\/p>\n<p>A three-star general calling an old truck driver sir in front of thousands.<\/p>\n<p>Life has a cruel sense of timing.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m nobody important,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer\u2019s expression hardened in a way I remembered from battlefield radios and impossible decisions.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWith respect,\u201d he said, \u201cthat is the first untrue thing I have heard from you today.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A few people close enough to hear drew in sharp breaths.<\/p>\n<p>I looked at Emma.<\/p>\n<p>Her eyes shone, but she did not look embarrassed.<\/p>\n<p>She looked desperate.<\/p>\n<p>For truth.<\/p>\n<p>For the part of her father she had never been allowed to know.<\/p>\n<p>I nodded once.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer turned toward the stadium.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTwenty years ago,\u201d he said, \u201ca convoy carrying wounded soldiers, classified equipment, and medical evacuees was ambushed outside Mosul.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The field grew still beneath his words.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was a major then,\u201d he continued. \u201cI was inside the second vehicle when the road detonated.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I closed my eyes for half a second.<\/p>\n<p>The sound returned first.<\/p>\n<p>Not one explosion.<\/p>\n<p>Three.<\/p>\n<p>Then rifles.<\/p>\n<p>Then metal screaming.<\/p>\n<p>Then men calling for mothers, medics, God, and anyone still alive.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer\u2019s voice stayed firm, but emotion moved underneath it like current beneath ice.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe convoy commander was killed instantly. Communications failed. Fire blocked both forward routes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma\u2019s fingers tightened around my sleeve.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe only vehicle still capable of movement was a civilian freight truck contracted to haul engineering supplies.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A thousand faces turned toward my old Freightliner parked beyond the stadium fence, as if it had suddenly become evidence.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe driver was not required to stay,\u201d Mercer said. \u201cHe was not even supposed to be armed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I remembered Holloway slamming his fist against my truck door, his face streaked black with smoke.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMove or they die!\u201d he had shouted.<\/p>\n<p>I moved.<\/p>\n<p>Not because I was brave.<\/p>\n<p>Because the road behind me was full of boys who were not done living.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer continued.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat driver turned his truck sideways under fire, using it as a shield between wounded soldiers and enemy positions.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The stadium remained silent.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe then drove back into the kill zone three times.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma whispered, \u201cDad,\u201d but the word never fully formed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe loaded wounded men into the trailer by hand,\u201d Mercer said. \u201cHe carried ammunition when soldiers ran low. He dragged my radio operator out after the second blast.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My jaw tightened.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot alone,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer looked at me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHolloway was with you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I nodded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe was with all of us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That was the truth of Sergeant Nathan Holloway.<\/p>\n<p>He was never just in one place.<\/p>\n<p>He was everywhere that night.<\/p>\n<p>Dragging men.<\/p>\n<p>Shouting coordinates.<\/p>\n<p>Using his own body to keep a nineteen-year-old private from bleeding out in the dirt.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer lifted his eyes to the crowd again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSergeant Holloway and the driver kept that convoy alive until air support could find us.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He paused.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe driver\u2019s name was Jack Carter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My name moved across the stadium like something dug from the earth.<\/p>\n<p>Somewhere behind me, a woman gasped.<\/p>\n<p>Another person whispered, \u201cThat truck driver?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I stared at the grass.<\/p>\n<p>I had spent two decades being ordinary on purpose.<\/p>\n<p>Ordinary men were not asked to describe burning bodies.<\/p>\n<p>Ordinary men could raise daughters without reporters calling.<\/p>\n<p>Ordinary men could sit alone in diners, haul freight, and sleep when nightmares allowed.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer\u2019s voice softened.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOfficial reports listed him as a contractor temporarily assigned to logistics support.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I let out a bitter breath.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat was generous.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d Mercer said. \u201cIt was incomplete.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He turned back to the microphone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause of classification, confusion, and the politics of that mission, Mr. Carter\u2019s role was never publicly recognized.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma\u2019s face changed.<\/p>\n<p>Pride.<\/p>\n<p>Hurt.<\/p>\n<p>Anger.<\/p>\n<p>All of it arriving together.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAfter the rescue,\u201d Mercer said, \u201cSergeant Holloway gave Mr. Carter his rescue band before being loaded onto the final medevac.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The general looked down at the leather on my wrist.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt was supposed to be recovered from Holloway\u2019s effects after his death.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt was never part of his effects,\u201d I said quietly. \u201cHe put it in my hand.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mercer\u2019s eyes filled with a grief that had waited twenty years for confirmation.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat did he say?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The stadium seemed to lean forward.<\/p>\n<p>I looked at the band and rubbed my thumb over the worn nameplate.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe said, \u2018If my little girl ever asks whether I got my men home, tell her I tried.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The silence after that sentence felt too large for the sky.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer looked away.<\/p>\n<p>Several officers on the platform lowered their heads.<\/p>\n<p>Emma covered her mouth with one hand.<\/p>\n<p>I had never told her that story because it did not belong only to me.<\/p>\n<p>It belonged to a dead sergeant, a daughter somewhere without a father, and a night I could not make peaceful.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer\u2019s voice trembled when he spoke again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHis daughter is here today.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My head snapped up.<\/p>\n<p>For the first time since the general approached me, I forgot how to breathe.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mercer turned toward the cadet formation.<\/p>\n<p>A young woman in dress uniform stood near the third row, tears already running down her face.<\/p>\n<p>Her name tag read Holloway.<\/p>\n<p>The field blurred.<\/p>\n<p>Emma looked from me to the cadet and back again.<\/p>\n<p>The young woman stepped forward only after Mercer gave a small nod.<\/p>\n<p>She walked across the grass with the stiff control of someone trying not to collapse in front of thousands.<\/p>\n<p>When she stopped in front of me, I saw Nathan Holloway instantly.<\/p>\n<p>Same eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Same jaw.<\/p>\n<p>Same way of holding pain like a duty.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy name is Anna Holloway,\u201d she said, voice shaking. \u201cSergeant Holloway was my father.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My hand closed around the leather band.<\/p>\n<p>For twenty years, I had imagined meeting her.<\/p>\n<p>I had written letters I never sent.<\/p>\n<p>I had found addresses and thrown them away.<\/p>\n<p>What could a broken truck driver tell a girl whose father died in his arms?<\/p>\n<p>That he tried?<\/p>\n<p>That he joked about Tennessee football while bleeding through his vest?<\/p>\n<p>That he said her name four times before his voice gave out?<\/p>\n<p>No sentence could carry that weight.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m sorry,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>It was too small.<\/p>\n<p>It was all I had.<\/p>\n<p>Anna looked at the band on my wrist, and fresh tears slipped down her face.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy mother said they never found it,\u201d she whispered. \u201cShe thought it was lost.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I unbuckled the leather slowly.<\/p>\n<p>My hands shook more than I wanted them to.<\/p>\n<p>Emma steadied my elbow.<\/p>\n<p>The tiny gesture nearly undid me.<\/p>\n<p>I held the band out to Anna Holloway.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis was never mine to keep forever,\u201d I said. \u201cI was only carrying it until you were ready.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Anna stared at it, then shook her head.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I frowned.<\/p>\n<p>She pushed my hand gently back toward me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy father gave it to you,\u201d she said. \u201cThat means he wanted you to carry it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I could not answer.<\/p>\n<p>Her voice strengthened.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut I would like to touch it once.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I nodded.<\/p>\n<p>She placed two fingers on the worn leather.<\/p>\n<p>Not taking it.<\/p>\n<p>Just meeting it.<\/p>\n<p>The stadium remained silent around us, thousands of strangers suddenly invited into a grief older than some of the cadets on the field.<\/p>\n<p>Anna whispered something I could barely hear.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThank you for bringing him home.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My throat closed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI didn\u2019t bring him home alive.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d she said, looking straight into my eyes. \u201cBut you brought home the truth that he did not die alone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That broke something in me.<\/p>\n<p>Not loudly.<\/p>\n<p>Not dramatically.<\/p>\n<p>Just a crack through stone that had held too much weight for too long.<\/p>\n<p>Emma wrapped one arm around my back.<\/p>\n<p>I felt her crying beside me, but she stood tall.<\/p>\n<p>Like an officer.<\/p>\n<p>Like my daughter.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer stepped back toward the microphone, giving us a moment no ceremony schedule had planned.<\/p>\n<p>When he spoke again, his voice carried a different kind of command.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cToday we commission new officers into the United States Army,\u201d he said. \u201cWe teach them that leadership is rank, responsibility, and courage.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He turned toward me.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut sometimes leadership wears a uniform.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then his eyes moved to my boots, my flannel, my scarred hands.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd sometimes it drives eighteen hours in an old truck because his daughter matters more than his own pain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The applause began somewhere in the upper stands.<\/p>\n<p>One pair of hands.<\/p>\n<p>Then another.<\/p>\n<p>Then the entire stadium rose.<\/p>\n<p>I stepped back instinctively, uncomfortable beneath the sound.<\/p>\n<p>Emma held my arm tighter.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDon\u2019t run,\u201d she whispered.<\/p>\n<p>I looked at her.<\/p>\n<p>She gave me a watery smile.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou taught me that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I had no memory of saying it.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe children inherit more from silence than we realize.<\/p>\n<p>The applause grew until it shook the stadium.<\/p>\n<p>Cadets stood in formation, clapping without permission because some moments outrank schedules.<\/p>\n<p>Officers saluted.<\/p>\n<p>Parents cried.<\/p>\n<p>And Lieutenant General Mercer stood before me, not as a man with three stars, but as a survivor remembering the person who refused to leave him behind.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to disappear.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I stood there.<\/p>\n<p>For Emma.<\/p>\n<p>For Anna.<\/p>\n<p>For Holloway.<\/p>\n<p>For every name I had carried alone down highways in the dark.<\/p>\n<p>When the applause finally faded, the ceremony resumed, but nothing felt ordinary anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Emma returned to formation with her shoulders squared and her eyes brighter than before.<\/p>\n<p>Anna Holloway stood a few places away from her, one hand pressed briefly over her heart.<\/p>\n<p>I found my seat in the front row because Mercer insisted, though every part of me wanted the back.<\/p>\n<p>Families looked at me differently now.<\/p>\n<p>The same polished people who had glanced at my boots earlier now nodded with embarrassed respect.<\/p>\n<p>I did not need it.<\/p>\n<p>But I accepted it quietly.<\/p>\n<p>Not for myself.<\/p>\n<p>For every working man and woman people mistake for simple because their pain wears plain clothes.<\/p>\n<p>When Emma\u2019s name was called, the world narrowed to one patch of sunlight.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEmma Grace Carter.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She marched forward with perfect discipline.<\/p>\n<p>Her salute was sharp.<\/p>\n<p>Her voice was steady as she took the oath.<\/p>\n<p>I saw her mother in her smile, myself in her stubborn chin, and something entirely her own in the way she stood.<\/p>\n<p>When the gold bars were pinned to her shoulders, I felt my chest ache in a place no doctor had ever named.<\/p>\n<p>My daughter had become what she chose.<\/p>\n<p>Not what war made.<\/p>\n<p>Not what hardship allowed.<\/p>\n<p>What she chose.<\/p>\n<p>After the oath, families poured onto the field.<\/p>\n<p>Emma came to me first.<\/p>\n<p>She did not speak immediately.<\/p>\n<p>She simply wrapped both arms around my neck and held on like she had when storms frightened her at six.<\/p>\n<p>I hugged her carefully, aware of the bars on her shoulders, aware that she was grown, aware that she was still my child.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy didn\u2019t you tell me?\u201d she asked against my shoulder.<\/p>\n<p>I closed my eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause I didn\u2019t want that night sitting at our kitchen table.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She pulled back, tears bright and angry.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt already was, Dad. It was in your limp. In your nightmares. In every time you changed the subject.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I looked away.<\/p>\n<p>She was right.<\/p>\n<p>Children always hear the doors we refuse to open.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI thought silence protected you,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt protected the pain,\u201d she replied. \u201cNot me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The words hurt because they were true.<\/p>\n<p>Anna Holloway approached slowly, giving us space until Emma reached for her hand.<\/p>\n<p>The two young officers stood together before me, one my daughter and one the daughter of the man whose name had lived on my wrist.<\/p>\n<p>For a moment, I felt the strange mercy of time.<\/p>\n<p>It takes fathers.<\/p>\n<p>It scars survivors.<\/p>\n<p>But sometimes it also lets daughters stand in sunlight their fathers never reached.<\/p>\n<p>Anna looked at Emma.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy dad saved your dad too,\u201d she said softly.<\/p>\n<p>Emma nodded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd my dad carried yours.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Neither of them cried then.<\/p>\n<p>They stood like soldiers, honoring what words could not repair.<\/p>\n<p>Mercer joined us a minute later, holding a small rectangular case.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMr. Carter,\u201d he said, \u201cthere is something overdue.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I stiffened immediately.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He almost smiled.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou do not know what I am about to say.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know enough.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Emma squeezed my hand.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDad.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mercer opened the case.<\/p>\n<p>Inside was no medal, no shiny decoration, no ceremony trap I could refuse out of reflex.<\/p>\n<p>It was a folded American flag patch, darkened by age, sealed behind glass.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis was recovered from the door of your truck after Redline Convoy,\u201d Mercer said.<\/p>\n<p>I stared at it.<\/p>\n<p>The patch had been bolted above my dashboard back then, cheap and faded from sun.<\/p>\n<p>I thought it burned with the cab.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe kept it in the unit archive,\u201d Mercer continued. \u201cMost people never knew why.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>My hand trembled when I touched the glass.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe truck was totaled.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes,\u201d he said. \u201cBut not before it became a wall.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I closed the case slowly.<\/p>\n<p>This time, I did not refuse.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThank you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Mercer nodded.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, sir. 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